The Dilemma of 0845 Numbers and stupidity!

So I am finally at University! Moved out of home and I am miles away which is a great thing, Its going well. I thought things would be okay but I sadly run into problems already. The Internet is pretty mediocre at the minute, its 2MB, no download limits, has Bittorrent and P2P. So you wonder what the problem is, well the problem is it only allows ONE MAC ADDRESS in Student Rooms!

If your doing a Computer Games Technology Degree at University (like myself), your bound to be a gamer and you will have several other devices *insert PS3 here* that require Internet access! Well the clever clogs at Asshole4 (Ask4 if you don’t wish to redub them as cunts) require £30 to allow another MAC Address onto the Network. £30 for a year for just one MAC Address! They also don’t allow routers to make your life even worse so I am trapped with the Desktop being the only thing being able to access the magical world wide web. If you ain’t the brainless idiot, then you would realise that you can BUY a router (wireless or wired) for around the same price!! Well if you fancy breaking the rules which I frankly don’t give two shits because I have six devices that connect to the Internet.

• PLAYSTATION3
• PlayStation 2
• Nintendo DS Lite
• PlayStation Portable
• Desktop PC
• Laptop

I then pursued to getting my router and I found a router for £35.98! Wireless and supposedly very good according to my tech friend. So there I was, enjoying the fact I could finally get my PS3 online in no time! Quick Delivery! No fuss! However, I sadly discovered UPS (Unified Pricks of courier Service) were the lovely company who I paid £4.99 to deliver my goods! Panicked I did, I was worried that they would come to my student residence and fail to give me the goods. That came to be a reality yesterday, I was at my Uni induction being welcomed into the Student Life.

Being a Student I have realised I am fucking poor and I am also challenging every money thrived student in the city. I decided to call UPS, realising that the following 0845 number would tear me a new asshole or should I say my budget as I would come to terms with discussing customer enquiries with retards. Yes, I don’t know where they came from but somehow and someplace! Customer Helplines will employ idiots!

I gave specific instructions to UPS to deliver to my residence AFTER 3PM as I was at a Job Fair now being a poor student who would succumb to eating crappy food for the majority of the week whilst I would patiently wait for the glorious Sunday Roast my fellow flatmates and I would enjoy a lovely dinner that would patch the sweet, beautiful cooking of my mother which I sadly miss. Any who, I gave details to them and said they could do that. I then find out coming back from the Job Fair that UPS went to my halls to deliver it again……FOUR HOURS EARLY THAN I STATED!?

What is the fucking deal with that!? I clearly stated that I would be available 3PM, that’s 1500 HOURS!! NOT 1100!! WHO THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO! AN IDIOT THAT’S WHO!! I then find out the dumb idiots who are in charge of the accommodation (security that is) they told the UPS Driver that I don’t live there!! I’VE BEEN THERE FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEY TELL THE DRIVER I DON’T EXIST!! The world just seems to have idiots running these organizations and they still pursue on fucking things up! I wouldn’t put down an address for a £40 item (remember kids, £40 is valuable when your a student at Uni.) which is fake!! Only a truly acclaimed idiot of the arts of stupidity would do such a thing!

I had a similar problem with the SLC (Student Loans Company or Silly Little Cunts) who also have an 0845 number. I ask for a specific instruction, I needed my Payment Schedule Letter, you know the letter that has a messiah tune playing in your head when you see because that’s the only way you get your loan money delivered to me. I contacted them last month, guess what, they fucked up. They gave me the wrong document…..twats. I then call them again! Payment Schedule Letter is all I need, I told them they messed up and this time they got it right, I now should have £1300+ in my Bank Account tomorrow…hoo-fucking-ray. Someone at least learns their lessons….jackasses.

The point is, you should never think everything is going to be alright because the world has a whole library of idiots who can’t do simple tasks properly which causes events or pipedreams to crash! Due to this stupidity, the damage and inconvenience it causes people can be catastrophic. Simple things like losing money, wasting time, life threatening and so on but the bottom line is, you’ll guarantee you’ll piss someone off!

So remember, when you do something! Planning is the fucking key, if not, your in trouble buddy!!