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Fat Princess….now the media presents it’s stupidity again

This generation of gaming has been a major disappointment for me. Last generation, we were treated to many excellent titles such as Final Fantasy X, Grand Theft Auto 3, Soul Calibur, Sonic Adventure, Zelda: Wind Waker and many more. The PS3 started off as a weak console but gradually it has gained a good library of games such as Metal Gear Solid 4 and the upcoming LittleBigPlanet. Now a new PSN game called Fat Princess is now heading for PS3 later this year.

Hooray! A promising game for once!!

Whilst it has a great concept for game play, people have found the game to be controversial with the Daily Mirror reporting that a ”firm” wants the game altered or canned altogether. They claim that the game is “fat bashing” and could lead to intolerance in young players and bullying. Feminist Melissa McEwan wrote sarcastically to Sony: “I can’t figure out why anyone would want to rescue a fat princess in the first place”.

I’d like to add that there is already a problem with that in the first place. Even if this game came out or not, there always has been an intolerance in young players and bullying. Stupid teenagers on Xbox Live who play Halo is a good example and there is bullying present in most schools varying from obesity, discrimination, offending others and such. That is all thanks to many things such as influences from TV, Films, Parents and friends, not just games. Thanks to the Daily Mirror, the so called firm and Melissa McEwan, I begin a rant so read carefully.

Fuck the U.K media, they are the main reason people live in fear half the fucking time. The way they present news makes people so scared into believing it. I don’t watch the news anymore. The Daily Mirror is dog shit like most of the newspapers in the U.K. They are the same cunts who got told by Joe Kinnear a few days ago in an epic 52 swear word rant. Good for him, the fuckers got told after making accusations which were false and they got a bollocking. Russell Howard of Mock the Week fame [great comedian] pretty much said it perfectly in a sketch about the media making Britain a worse place to live. Most people would see that as funny. I did too but I also realized that it is a terrifying fact.

The Sun - even the 3rd Page isn't justification of your 20p

The Sun - even the 3rd Page isn't a justifcation of your 20p

How about this “firm” fucks off. Everything has gotten so outta hand now it’s stupid. I think Fat Princess has a good concept of game play which can potentially make it one of the most addictive games on PSN. Seriously, who’s gonna shove cake down females throats now!? Kids probably as most of them now are so fucking stupid. I’ve seen many teenagers now and I think they are fucking idiots. Christ. Many people are blaming video games for many things but its down to other criteria such as TV, MEDIA, parents and much more but people are so fucking blind and think oooo this is the main reason.

Kids are put under so much pressure thanks to the fucking celebrities and models who don’t set a fucking example and have such slim figures. They don’t think properly and then get eating disorders because they want to look like a twat called Victoria Beckham….jezz I fucking hate the media so much, makes me sick. This country used to be good until I started to realize what was going on.

In the U.K, the fucking teenagers really piss me off and are disrespectful. The amount of shit they do I wouldn’t have got away with when I was their age, my dad would kick my ass to get the message across.

Don’t give me this bullshit. Fuck off. Seriously, get the fuck outta here! There is fucking worse games out in the market…..

As for feminist Melissa McEwan, It’s called creativity you fucking idiot. Most games now are shitty HD shooters which seem to sell a shit load thanks to marketing and realistic graphics. It’s unique and probably one of the most interesting games I have seen in a while. Kane and Lynch is a good example, it sold but its average at best.

This generation of gaming has been mediocre. The Wii? What, everyone decides to wank over it because its motion controls?! Big fucking deal. Most people bought the Wii for the sheer pleasure that they can say “I got drunk whilst playing Wii Sports!” and then deciding to litter Facebook with photos from the fucking awesome night and just to let you know on their status…the console now is mostly littered with shit party games!

Great...another half assed Wii Sports / Mario Party game *sigh*

Great...another half assed Wii Sports / Mario Party game *sigh*

PS3? Well it’s been crap at first, and the games have started to appear thank fucking god for that. They release a crappy controller called SIXAXIS which is lighter than most mobile phones (cellphones for the U.S) and take out a feature everyone bums… Well at least it’s doing the right approach and making the online gaming free like PC gaming which is a good start.

The Xbox 360? Well that is a true piece of shit from Microsoft. Who releases hardware that breaks so easily? They do! After losing 5 Billion Dollars on the original Xbox, they decide to use cheap parts and lie to the consumer about the RRoD, smart moves dickheads. They still charge for online gaming which is a fucking joke and the games are good but ain’t that fucking great! Well it’s best to say Microsoft followed in the same footsteps by releasing Windows Vista which is the true essence of shit. You buy a laptop with 1GB of RAM and your fucked! Got a dual core processor with that too, well you have Vista so your gonna take a trip into the past and experience a Pentium 4 struggling to execute processes.

A high defective rate...fucking disgraceful

A high defective rate...fucking disgraceful

They also charge a stupid amount of money for a HDD? What the extra cash is invested on some shitty plastic that’s friendly for the average user? Give me a break! How pathetic! Well done, have a fucking toast to that….have a toast for dumming down people, you’ve joined the club. The U.K Government did a fantastic job of doing that to the Education system. I met a guy at University last year and he goes and tears me apart on the knowledge he knows and he tells me he learnt it at school! I felt like an absolute dumbass!

In regards to the Fat Princess game, the only thing Sony will do is add some kinda disclaimer regarding obesity before the start of the game like in Jet Set Radio did for the Graffiti but the point is, the media can suck my balls. Piss off, you waste time, money and trees by printing crappy articles every day of the week?! Get lost, you suck.

End rant. Now for some sleep. Good day to you

[original source: Daily Mirror - Fat Princess game disgraceful]

The Dilemma of 0845 Numbers and stupidity!

So I am finally at University! Moved out of home and I am miles away which is a great thing, Its going well. I thought things would be okay but I sadly run into problems already. The Internet is pretty mediocre at the minute, its 2MB, no download limits, has Bittorrent and P2P. So you wonder what the problem is, well the problem is it only allows ONE MAC ADDRESS in Student Rooms!

If your doing a Computer Games Technology Degree at University (like myself), your bound to be a gamer and you will have several other devices *insert PS3 here* that require Internet access! Well the clever clogs at Asshole4 (Ask4 if you don’t wish to redub them as cunts) require £30 to allow another MAC Address onto the Network. £30 for a year for just one MAC Address! They also don’t allow routers to make your life even worse so I am trapped with the Desktop being the only thing being able to access the magical world wide web. If you ain’t the brainless idiot, then you would realise that you can BUY a router (wireless or wired) for around the same price!! Well if you fancy breaking the rules which I frankly don’t give two shits because I have six devices that connect to the Internet.

  • PLAYSTATION3
  • PlayStation 2
  • Nintendo DS Lite
  • PlayStation Portable
  • Desktop PC
  • Laptop

I then pursued to getting my router and I found a router for £35.98! Wireless and supposedly very good according to my tech friend. So there I was, enjoying the fact I could finally get my PS3 online in no time! Quick Delivery! No fuss! However, I sadly discovered UPS (Unified Pricks of courier Service) were the lovely company who I paid £4.99 to deliver my goods! Panicked I did, I was worried that they would come to my student residence and fail to give me the goods. That came to be a reality yesterday, I was at my Uni induction being welcomed into the Student Life.

Being a Student I have realised I am fucking poor and I am also challenging every money thrived student in the city. I decided to call UPS, realising that the following 0845 number would tear me a new asshole or should I say my budget as I would come to terms with discussing customer enquiries with retards. Yes, I don’t know where they came from but somehow and someplace! Customer Helplines will employ idiots!

I gave specific instructions to UPS to deliver to my residence AFTER 3PM as I was at a Job Fair now being a poor student who would succumb to eating crappy food for the majority of the week whilst I would patiently wait for the glorious Sunday Roast my fellow flatmates and I would enjoy a lovely dinner that would patch the sweet, beautiful cooking of my mother which I sadly miss. Any who, I gave details to them and said they could do that. I then find out coming back from the Job Fair that UPS went to my halls to deliver it again……FOUR HOURS EARLY THAN I STATED!?

What is the fucking deal with that!? I clearly stated that I would be available 3PM, that’s 1500 HOURS!! NOT 1100!! WHO THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO! AN IDIOT THAT’S WHO!! I then find out the dumb idiots who are in charge of the accommodation (security that is) they told the UPS Driver that I don’t live there!! I’VE BEEN THERE FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEY TELL THE DRIVER I DON’T EXIST!! The world just seems to have idiots running these organizations and they still pursue on fucking things up! I wouldn’t put down an address for a £40 item (remember kids, £40 is valuable when your a student at Uni.) which is fake!! Only a truly acclaimed idiot of the arts of stupidity would do such a thing!

I had a similar problem with the SLC (Student Loans Company or Silly Little Cunts) who also have an 0845 number. I ask for a specific instruction, I needed my Payment Schedule Letter, you know the letter that has a messiah tune playing in your head when you see because that’s the only way you get your loan money delivered to me. I contacted them last month, guess what, they fucked up. They gave me the wrong document…..twats. I then call them again! Payment Schedule Letter is all I need, I told them they messed up and this time they got it right, I now should have £1300+ in my Bank Account tomorrow…hoo-fucking-ray. Someone at least learns their lessons….jackasses.

The point is, you should never think everything is going to be alright because the world has a whole library of idiots who can’t do simple tasks properly which causes events or pipedreams to crash! Due to this stupidity, the damage and inconvenience it causes people can be catastrophic. Simple things like losing money, wasting time, life threatening and so on but the bottom line is, you’ll guarantee you’ll piss someone off!

So remember, when you do something! Planning is the fucking key, if not, your in trouble buddy!!

60 Questions which actually isn’t 60 Questions

This was originally from my Facebook Profile after a few friends did this survey so I’m gonna throw it on my blog for you to read!

60 honest questionsif you’re not going to be honest, don’t take this survey….blah blah

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
A friend of mine (HOTNESS) who I kept warm and it was good :P

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I’d be dead but I’d have a Union Jack Flag on my coffin….suppose that’s the only positive thing I can mention about being dead in a war.

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Sleep Mode on HDTV prevents it. I leave the PC on but its doing magical things during the night :)

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Nope, thats disgusting but I do with my own orange juice to pretty much advertise that it’s my orange juice ^_^

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Nope

6. What is your longest fight you had with one of your friends?
Someone didn’t get the fucking hint the first time, he eventually fucked off after smacking his head into a water fountain

7. Are you a fast typer?
Yes, I can touchtype too

8. scared of the dark?
Depends where I am going, best not to take the risk

10. Who can you always turn to?
Family, Igor, Jonny, Carlo, Abi, Daniel, Ismat…..don’t trust anyone else thanks. Takes a long time to earn my trust

11. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When I felt lazy and had time to kill

12. Do you knock on wood?
Yes

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Koppaberg,

14. Do you think you’re attractive?
Not really, I get told I am handsome which I completly disagree. I am usually told this when I hate having short hair and looking like everyone else. Until I am happy with how I look, I take comments and void them.

17. What do you want for your next birthday?
Money, the end of Big Brother so I don’t have to see nobodies when evicted going half naked in the Daily Star stating THEIR STORY!, a Shotgun (I never get one), Money and a good time.

18. Do you know the muffin man?
Who the fuck is he? Some Peanut Butter Jelly Time wannabe?!

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
No

20. Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes…..and it sucked

22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
In St. Albans, about a few weeks ago with Abi, Brendan and Jonny

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
When nothing goes wrong but that is sadly a pipedream. Not until I have a decent career and income I’ll consider myself successful

24.How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
58

25. Have you ever jumped on a trampoline?
Yes, it was fucking amazing

26. Plans for tomorrow?
Job Interview…gotta nail the job interview as I need money!

27. What’s your middle name?
Dominic Pleyel

28. Missing someone right now?
Indeed

29. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them?
NEVER HAVE! Someone told me they loved me but thought again when we split up LOL!

31. How are you feeling today?
Relaxed but fine

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nearly and I was a stupid kid. I left Westfield in 2003 and it was the best thing I ever did.

34. What are you looking forward to?
Starting University, LittleBigPlanet, getting a part time job in Liverpool! I’ll notify you when I magically get exicted!

35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Nope

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Nope but I saw some blondes do that before *bitch reference*

38. Can you handle the truth?
You have to but its best to be honest, otherwise your a dickhead….I hate lying pricks and they should be kicked in the genitals for doing so

39. What was the best day of your life?

When the Spice Girls finally stopped making music together in 2001 and 2008….that was the only time in my life I felt like a child on Christmas Morning post-puberty and man it was good news..Okay I broke the rule with two days but fuck you! The whole Girl Power thing just alienated all females in the U.K! It was horrific times!

40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?
Phone, Wallet and Keys (what a dull question)

41. Any cool scars?
Brendan scratched me across the face leaving a scar there but it makes me kinda resemble some kinda thug

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
I don’t have the time to mess around, I have other priorities right now so I don’t want a girlfriend, it would drag me down however Brunettes or Dark Hair are better than Blondes FACT!

45. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not much hence I am not on a contract phone and I don’t plan to get into debt and get into even more debt by succumbing to getting a credit card.

46. Do you believe in love?
I question that belief. If not, I’ll get a Thai Bride lol
*seriously I won’t get a Thai Bride, my uncle did that and hes a bit of a wally*

47. Is there someone you want that you can’t have?
Yeah, its called being in a pipedream and thinking with your dick = failing to see the freeking reality and failing miserably hahaha! Honestly there was someone but ain’t going to happen. Live changes all the time unexpectedly so you never know whats around the corner.

48. Three things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
Eyes, Hair and Personality (thinking with your dick gets you into trouble)

50. Who did you last hug?
Mum….hey I just moved into University Halls! I miss her!

52. Where is your cell phone?
Bedroom and switched off

54. Favorite Color(s)?
Blue, Midnight Blue

55.Last movie you watched?
Meet the Spartans……..what a fucking horrible movie, how did it become U.S No. 1 Comedy, its NOT FUNNY

56. What song are you currently listening to?
Some music from DragonBall Z BGM Collection, the Japanese Soundtrack is awesome and full of orchestrated awesome.

57. What do you want?
Quite a lot but since you asked so nicely here goes
*Money (I work for it)
*Someone to hug
*A Pump Action Shotgun
*Goto Washington D.C to take back the White House!!!!
*Holiday to Japan
*More Winter weather – beats Summer
*The ability to Ong Bak idiots in the face with my knee
*A job in the Games Industry
*Microsoft to stop releasing shitty products
*To see less crying, I saw a lot of that last year >_>
*Kelly Brook (not going to happen) but had to say
*A fucking Payrise
*Fist of the North Star Arcade Machine from Konami
*To Yuji Naka and shake the guy’s hand for creating Sonic the Hedgehog
*To have the right to apply a baseball bat to teenagers because most of them are fucking idiots who have no respect….cocksuckers
*Stop taking shit from others and grow some balls
*MAG-FUCKING-NETO
*CURLEH MOUSTACHE!!
*MAHVEL BAYBEE (An Online version of Marvel VS. CAPCOM 2)

If I want more, I’ll gladly update you sometime in your future

59. What t.v. show are you watching?
Well I watch the News to see half an hour of fear, depression, deaths, sadness all discussed in various reports and a hint of joy when Manchester United win a football game. Other than that, some comedy shows and when I can some Movies.

60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone.?
Ismat

Some TV adverts just do more than there purpose in life

I recall back in April 2007 seeing this advertisment thing going on with LYNX, the last one Lynxplayers.com was good as you get to meet Kelly Brook if your a player, lol As I would love to meet that woman and then drool for god knows how long, it aint gonna happen.

Anyways, I saw some recent commericals and it sounded annoying kinda like Crazy Frog sounding like a complete retard with helium up its ass making the small bones in my ear vibrate to the shit that comes from his mouth. Now, I keep hearing people doing this boom chikka wow wow thing and its realllllllyyy f**kin me off.

I had this one guy at work today, he did a continuious loop of “Boom Chikka Wow Wow” briefly saying Mayfair as in fags but he got closer to my face and also got louder making me almost throwing a fist at his fat chubby face with the sweat of being in the fucking summer’s weather in which he could do with a damn wash. That was the most annoying thing someone has ever done to me in a good while but please don’t let me catch you saying it because I’ll hate you for the rest of your life and I’ll do a Dane Cook and put an ice cream and smash it into your face.

Anyways, advertising has hit a new low, that U Switch thing is painful to hear with the Gospel singers and there was that Frosties Kid who happened to act and sing like a complete prat with his braking voice (urghhh). The PLAYSTATION 3’s “This Is Living” commercials are fucking strange too, the American advertising campaign is much better and they know how to do it right but the one single advert that takes the fucking crown is Sheila’s Wheels. They promote Car Insurance for Women and then in one of their commercials their not wearing safety belts whilst singing, having a dog driving the car and also scarring my brain with that god awful song.

Personally I don’t which is worse. Being on the bus overhearing some passenger’s ghetto tunes on his shitty fuzzy compression shit phone of his or listening to Sheila’s Wheels? Well I think Sheila’s Wheels is worse as I can understand what they’re saying as with Gangster music, they simply bastardize the English with words which rings the “What the fuck did they say!?” Bell in my head.

We must be greatful for the BBC who despite seem to create weird ass characters and fucked up storylines for EastEnders does a very good job of not allowing advertising….PERIOD! Which is great news for Formula 1 fans in the UK as it is returning to the BBC so you can rest assured you can watch ALL OF THE RACE without any interruptions!

First Post

Hey this my first post on this blog. I’ll be posting shit here so thats the deal.