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Here is a simple guide on how to defeat Sonic Unleashed within 3 minutes if you have had enough of giving the game and Sonic Team a chance. This game is really poor and SEGA need to stop adding crappy gameplay such as Werehog, Shadow having guns. Sonic doesn’t work going slow!
Enjoy the video
Sonic the Hedgehog has been a part of my life and was one of the first games I played when I got into Computer Games. Sonic in the Sega Mega Drive days was fantastic and ever since SEGA became a software developer, the Sonic games produced have been from mediocre to crap. Sonic Unleashed according to SEGA is their attempt to revive Sonic to it’s roots but I can tell it sadly fails and it’s very disappointing, their Marketing Department seem to do their job of promoting the game but the game itself does a half arsed effort of being a good, enjoyable and fun game. The question that plays on most people’s mind, “Is it better than Sonic 2006?” Well it’s nearly as bad.
Sonic Unleashed has all the necessities of a platform game. Exploration, Jumping, Action, game play and new worlds but it’s all a mess. Sonic Unleashed is two game play elements, Sonic the Hedgehog which consists of very fast game play offering classic 2D & 3D elements whilst Sonic the Werehog is a new form that Sonic has acquired thanks to Dr.Eggman being an asshole. When the sun sets, Sonic becomes a werehog but as Yahtzee said, Werehog doesn’t make any sense due to “Were” meaning Man in English so a pretty stupid name for a stupid character which no one wants to play as.
Sorry, did this game WANT to be Kingdom Hearts?
Sonic Team must have sent most of their budget on the introduction movie for this game since that is one of the few positives I can say about this game. That’s okay for people who like Metal Gear [bad joke] but for those who want a decent and fun rewarding game, Sonic Team have failed once again and after playing this game for about a week, I can understand why the game has had such mixed reviews. It simply isn’t good, its a terrible game.
Another character for 4Kids to attach an awful voice to
I’ll start with what Sonic Team did right this time. The graphics look stunning, the intro movie in CGI is also stunning, most of Sonic’s recent friends are NOT in this game sticking to the main Mega Drive crew such as Amy, Tails but I guess I can blame 4Kids for making Sonic and friends sound really annoying with the exception of Eggman. The humans have a cartoon feel in this game which gets the thumbs up from me, it just looked odd in the last game and I didn’t like the graphic style for the previous game. There is also a lot less glitches than before which is a good thing and a great soundtrack but you will soon learn that it doesn’t save this game. That’s all for positives from me. Now to tell you what Sonic Team did wrong.
I’ll sum it up in a few words. Inconsistent, frustrating, lack of reward, difficult, boring and annoying. If word about a game matches any of those characteristics, you can bet it won’t sell well and Sonic Unleashed is all of that. The Daytime levels although they capture the speed which Sonic is renowned for, the speed is way too quick thus making it near impossible or very difficult to get an S Grade on the Sonic the Hedgehog levels. The Jumping is inconsistent which is extremely annoying when trying to complete the levels and thanks to the jump, I lost 67 lives due to the jumping being so shit. The Sonic game play even though it has it’s fair problems is sadly the only decent game play in this entire game and you don’t spend much time in the day! If you can get a S rank on every level you are either
Sonic Team decided to be very annoying and add something which takes ages to complete…..RPG elements! That’s right! You only paid for Sonic at a basic speed, he can go faster! As long as you kill robots or those dark Kingdom Hearts Heartless ripoffs, he can shove experience up his ass and become better but it isn’t rewarding since you spent half your time leveling up the Werehog which is fucking boring.
Now Sonic the Werehog is the main reason this game sucks so hard. It is nothing but a simple ripoff from some good titles such as Kingdom Hearts (Heartless – Dark Gaia fragment things), God of War (game play) and it doesn’t feel rewarding nor good when playing the Werehog. I like the level music on the Night Levels until you engage in fighting when some Jazzy shit attacks your ears and it is so annoying. I was looking forward to Sonic Unleashed but once again their marketing department made trailers which aroused me like when a sexy woman attacks your hormones so you find them attractive. This game is like a one night stand, it looks good, you do it and then your done in the morning but with Sonic Unleashed you regret spending time with it, investing in it but you can let someone else experience the same shit by parting with it.
Oh you dirty beast
The voice acting as usual rapes your ears with awful voices. One of the many things 4Kids does so well is to get a new Sonic character and make them sound like an annoying little shit. Chip is the latest victim of the notable abuse from 4Kids, every time I hear his voice I want to punch his face and up his head off. Thankfully you can change it to Japanese where your provided magical subtitles, granted it isn’t my language but its bare able. I personally don’t think I can trust Sonic Team nor SEGA when they say their latest Sonic game is going to be good. Games TM quote on the back cover of the box art,
“The best Sonic Game ever conceived, not to mention one of the greatest 2D Sonics as well”
Well I and many other gamers can agree that the statement is bullshit. PR, straight from the rectum bullshit. The best 2D Sonic in my humble opinion is Sonic CD. It looks stunning, has fantastic game play, possibly one of the best video game soundtracks I’ve ever heard [Japanese Version], simple game play but most importantly it improved on the first game a lot and doesn’t provide any bullshit like Sonic Unleashed. One of the most important factors of a good platform game is exploration. The 16 Bit Sonic games did that brilliantly, you could explore for Rings, Special Stage Rings, Switches, Lives, Shields, shortcuts going in a straight line, up, down, left, right. That is what made Sonic fun back in the day and Sonic Unleashed in the daytime levels is so linear and shallow that it DOESN’T TOUCH the 2D games on being a great game. So when GAMES TM said that, they were either
This is the best 2D Sonic game, play this and not Unleashed
Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 got exploration right! You still went around levels looking for essentials such as animals or power ups for Chaos, Rings, shortcuts, power ups, etc. and you were rewarded for your efforts such as emblems or leveling up your Chao. That is the simple reward in Sonic Adventure which works and makes people happy. At the same time you did levels and collected power ups, you were rewarded by progressing through the main story, your Chao gets stronger and your rewarded an emblem. Sonic Unleashed is so shallow. It gets many things wrong which just ends up pissing off the gamer. There is exploration in both game play mechanics. In Daytime, you either see it and go so fast past it that you miss it and in the Nighttime, the exploration is there which is great but the Werehog is so boring, slow and not Sonic at all. The reward in Sonic Unleashed? Your rewarded with nothing but frustration and disappointment. I will be very shocked if this game sells well in Japan next month as there is much better offerings.
Don’t get this game nor play it. You will feel ripped off and depressed that you invested your time and money in Sonic Unleashed. I did and I would recommend that you buy Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection next month for PS3 and Xbox 360. That way I hope SEGA get the fucking message that the simple game play mechanics which made their games successful in the 90’s doesn’t need to be molested with some shit transformation in the form of a Werehog and with such shit reward. Don’t buy this game at all, please.
Overall: Don’t buy at all costs
I remember watching this a few months ago and sadly Russell Howard has a valid point.
I wish this intro has been on the Dreamcast Home Console! Enjoy!
The Game Boy was one of my first gaming devices I personally owned and I got it for my 8th Birthday I think. Anyway, this music video brings back the memories of the tunes the Game Boy pumped out of its speakers. Enjoy!
Check the High Quality Version on the link below from the creator’s website, it has the blocky pixel effect in high quality.
http://www.sidabitball.com/boxingtonight
John Terry fails as Captain Falcon
Take that UEFA! UEFA originally removed my video from Youtube but it’s back! Enjoy! 
As I am doing my usual browsing of the gaming websites, I found out according to the ESRB that Marvel Vs Capcom 2 is coming to the PLAYSTATION 3 and Xbox 360! My reaction, I am shocked as I am so happy! This is one of my favorite fighting games and as I just fitted Sanwa buttons into my HRAP3, I am more excited to play this game now!
OH YEAH!!!!
Since finding this out, the ESRB removed the listing and I hope to god this game comes out for the next generation consoles and comes with online. This game will sell loads as this game costs lots of money on eBay right now for Xbox and PS2.
MAG-FUCKING-NETO!
This is easily one of Capcom’s most popular games in the arcades and the reason for the price increase on eBay is because Capcom lost the Marvel License when distributing the PlayStation 2 and Xbox versions which is a bummer because this game is excellent. Even on Gamespot where there is a poll, this game with Power Stone 2 is the game on most demand to get a re-release on PLAYSTATION Network and Xbox Live Arcade! I hope this is true and Capcom answer our prayers!
For this occassion, I’d like to show a very funny trashtalk video of Marvel Vs Capcom 2! ITS MAHVEL BAYBEE!
FUCK THE KNICKS!!
There have been many sound effects or quotes that have made video games memorable like Sega Rally’s “Game Over Yeah!” and “Toasty” from Mortal Kombat.
However, the Home Versions of Street Fighter II maybe inferior to their original arcade counterparts but they have one thing which is better than the Arcade Version….a kick ass Pause Sound which has mixes of grunts from the Street Fighter’s themselves.
I found the sound fascinating and it’s one of the hundreds of reasons why Capcom kicks so much ass in the video game market!
Enjoy the video!
I had this idea in my head for some time so hear I present to you….John Terry attempting to be Captain Falcon and failing miserably!
Thanks to MAME and my HORI REAL ARCADE PRO 3 Stick for PLAYSTATION 3, I can play arcade games on my new PC. I have played Mortal Kombat and to honest I hate the sprite graphics, the cosplay style actor feel just looks bad and Street Fighter II, well it just had nicely drawn sprites until…..
Street Fighter was going to come out in Cinemas and what other way to cash in on this crappy film is to make a crappy video game BASED on the Movie! This game has been out for years but I couldn’t afford many games back then but this game was like the ultimate nightmare only it was a reality.
You can’t even call this game Street Fighter at all! The game engine is nothing like a Street Fighter Game! The Physics are fucked up and also has this one thing I truly hated about Mortal Kombat.The Sprites! It used the actors/actresses from the Street Fighter Movie and gave it a real Mortal Kombat feel which just looked totally unfitting and wrong. If you didn’t notice, I hate Mortal Kombat!
They got the stances wrong! Ken’s Hadoken looks like some weak ass attempt at the proper Hadoken but the main thing was the game was just bad to look at and play! I couldn’t believe CAPCOM allowed this game to come into existence as it is terrible.
Everything about this game really sucked and the poses the characters do when they win look like its from Mortal Kombat. It is the game you didn’t want to play and you still don’t! Do not scar yourself playing this game. Here is a video below viewing its ultimate suckness.
Arcade Version
However, the arcade version has developed by Intelligent Systems but the Home Version is completly different to the arcade. Capcom changed the engine, modified the sprites and inserted new music to give it that Street Fighter feel everyone loved but despite playing the home version, I still thought it was complete ass but it doesn’t beat Shaq Fu as the shittest fighting game of all existance!
Home Version
Now this is a Street Fighter Game!!!
Now I am going to go back and play some Street Fighter III as it is awesome and I shall be playing Street Fighter IV this weekend! Can’t wait!
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